Monday, December 19, 2005
  update 54: ferris was the last one to see it... so far this december, these are the xmas presents i've already bought myself and started using. heat on wheels... hot. keeping my hands bear claw like all day! these are my favorite things this december. yeah, it's nearly xmas time! life has been cruisey. i've been working these last few months, so that is the reason i refuse to do any of my chores around the house and precisely why i've not written anything at all on here. nonetheless, i apologise. as december rolls through SecretPants HQ you can feel everyone slow down to finish up everything they need to and definately not take on any more than is absolutely nescesary. i know, because this is what i am doing. but i have an ace up my sleeve, i won't be coming back in january. that's right SecretPants HQ will be closing over the christmas and new year festive periods. we will re-open for business in the first quarter of January 2006, pending an investigation into the dealings of the Chairman of SecretPants Pty. Ltd. Allegedly, someone found the pants, and the secret is out.. oh noes, my pants! During this investigation, there have rumours circulating amongst those close to the case, that the SecretPants Chairman and CEO is fleeing the country and the investigators, neighbours have been reporting what they seem to think sounded "like a paper shredder" running into the early hours of the morning over the last few nights. Senior Administration officials have quietly said they believe the Chairman is fleeing to Mexico this afternoon or this evening. It's just like a good game of "Where in the World is Carmen SanDiego?" Anyway, I wish you all the very best of christmas's and a stunning new year full of new opportunities and fun and dancing. I look forward to writing you all again in the new year on my return from Mexico.  
i usually just wear my normal pants, but just sometimes, i find the secret pants.

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